I really hate when the assists to the SVP leave early, and then don't tell us lowly assists that we can leave too.

Heather: Hey Paul, you leaving early?
Paul: Yeah, she said we could go, can you believe it?
Heather: So does this mean I can go too?
Paul: I'm, I guess...if you want to.

If you want to? Hello! No, I want to sit on my ass not doing anything because the goddamn phone hasn't rung in five hours! Yes, I would much rather be here than home with my son. Dumb ass.