So the 5 minute hair book my mother sent me to combat my Schlumpiness came the other day. Their response to schlumpiness?? Bows.. That's right there are bows in this hair book... about doing your pony tail or whatever and putting a kicky bow on it! Now I know why I can't get a job... I don't wear bows in my hair. I will be running right out this afternoon and buying a variety of hair bows to combat schlumpiness.