Those of you who remember the old site, may fondly remember the monthly Pet Peeves section. Well, these days, the peeves seem to come on a daily basis, so I need an easier way to publish them. The greatest of all peeves for this entire week is the noisy peg leg who sits in the cubicle diagonal from me. He is on the phone all the time with personal calls. I have to hear about his wife and his dad and his stump and his fake leg and his upcoming road trip to New Mexico for Christmas with the wife to visit her family and her senile great aunt who is in a home out there. The only way that I can imagine to ease the botheration is to rip that fake leg right off of him and beat him over the head with it.