Having to go to Supermercado Vallerta to get a goddamn gallon of milk because freaking Vons, Albertsons and Ralphs are on strike and I feel to guilty to cross the picket lines.

Could these stupid fires have been at a worse time? Between them and the transit strike it is a miracle if I make it to work:
a) on time
b) before I pee my pants
c) before I whip out a semi automatic machine gun and kill all the stupid people on the road annoying me, and then my husband