Hey there. This is Adam. (ps - Thanks for the invite Michelle.) I wrote a Haiku about one of my cubemates. It goes like this...

shared adoration
squelched by a foul narcissist
reeking of daftness

translation (not in Haiku format)...

everything was great for the 3 days that the smelly, annoying, moronic wicked witch was on vacation. and now she's back and we all have to put up with her laughable, pathetic behavior again? dream is over. at least I get some free entertainment out of it.