I really don't like getting emails like the one below. I also don't like getting any that say anything like "Now you can send this email to eighty friends or you can suffer a painful death." I will always take my chances with the painful death. However, I will inflict this email on you here:

1. What time is it? 8:36 AM
2. Name as it appears on birth certificate: Michelle Lynn LeBlanc
4. Number of candles on your last birthday cake? 29
5. Pets: 1 whiny black dog who may or may not be taken to the pound at any second
6. Hair color: brown
7. Piercing: ears
9. Town you were born in: Aurora
8. Eye color: brown
10. Town you live in: Santa Clarita
11. Favorite foods: Presently? Echinacea and Zinc
12. Ever been to Africa: No
13. Been toilet papering: Yes
14. Love someone so much it made you cry? It wasn't the love causing the tears.
15. Been in a car accident? More than I can count at this point.
16. Croutons or bacon bits? Bacon bits
17. Favorite day of the week: Days off
18. Favorite restaurant: Rattlers
19. Favorite flower? Right now, Ranunculus
20. Favorite sport to watch? In person: hockey; On TV: none
21. Favorite drink? Pineapple juice or diet soda
22. Favorite ice cream flavor? Cold Stone's Cake Batter Ice Cream
23. Disney or Warner Bros? Eh
24. Favorite fast food restaurant? El Pollo Loco
25. What color is your bedroom carpet? Some sort of dark tan
26. How many times did you fail your driving test? Passed with 100%, of course
27. Before this one, from whom did you get your last e-mail from? Daily Dilbert
28. Which store would you choose to max out your credit card? Crate and Barrel
29. What do you do most often when you are bored? Read
31. Bedtime: 10 or 11
32. Who will respond to this Email the quickest? No one!
33. Who is the person you sent this to that is least likely to respond? Everyone!
34. Favorite TV shows? Friends, The O.C., Coupling
35. Last person you went out to dinner with? Bryan
36. Ford or Chevy? Whatever
37. What are you listening to right now? The housecleaners cleaning. (I knew I would be able to work it in.)
38. What is your favorite color? Red
39. What kind of music do you listen to? Whatever Launch is serving up.
40. Time you finished this Email? 8:43 AM