My peeves today:
When someone says to me, "Heather, we need the four inch binders." Without exaggeration, she has told me this at least ten times, to which my response has been EVERY SINGLE TIME, "They do not make the binder that big boss likes in 4 inches." What, did she think the manufacturer had started making special 4 inch binders just for us in the two days since you last asked me dipshit.
Then she asks, "Where is Elke?" (My co-worker). She is so nosy, that I really wanted to say "She is in the bathroom taking a crap." I refrained. Don't you admire my restraint?
When someone says to me, "Heather, we need the four inch binders." Without exaggeration, she has told me this at least ten times, to which my response has been EVERY SINGLE TIME, "They do not make the binder that big boss likes in 4 inches." What, did she think the manufacturer had started making special 4 inch binders just for us in the two days since you last asked me dipshit.
Then she asks, "Where is Elke?" (My co-worker). She is so nosy, that I really wanted to say "She is in the bathroom taking a crap." I refrained. Don't you admire my restraint?
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