Holy Christ! I am really starting to not like this lady at work... co-worker #1 from a recent post. She is such a freaking gabber! Not everyone wants to hear everything that you are thinking at the exact moment you are thinking it. Not everyone needs you to ask them ten times a day how they are doing. Not everyone wants to know everything going on in your life. And, get out of my fucking cube! I scavenged that slidy wall from RIF'd co-worker for a reason: to keep people like you out. And you are not as funny as you think you are. And if there is a funny conversation going on, you don't always have to be in on the action. And if there is a teeny tiny chance that someone might have taken the smallest bit of offence at something you said, please don't apologize a hundred times for it, continuing to apologize after they say it is ok and start to walk away from you. And I so need vacation to start right now and not next week.