I'm back. Sorry for the absence but ever since the wicked witch of westlake was sent back to her hole I kind of lost the need to blog. Ok, who am I kidding. I was lazy and forgot my password. I have lots of shiite to blog about...

I decided to squat in someone else's office. Yes, I figure that in a month or so I'll be a Director, maybe even a VP of my domain. I can just see it now, written in pretty black dry erase marker on the outside of my office... Adam, Senior Director of Value-Added, Synergistic Excrement (or some other cliche title) and member of the blue shirt club (just need to get me a collection of "corporate blue" oxford dress shirts).