Remember way back in February when I said I would be giving up sodas for Lent? Well, I have changed my mind. Instead of giving up things that make me happy, like soda, I will be giving up things that make me miserable, and by that I mean this job. So, if there are any takers, I will gladly trade you for your job. I am also accepting offers without trade. I am a certified Sandwich Artist and I have been paid to tell people how to raise their children. I am bossy and would prefer to work outdoors so that I can get a tan. Let me know if you have anything for me. Thanks.