OMG! I was just over in a different building here on campus and the stalls in the bathrooms were so ridiculously small. I am by no stretch of the imagination a small person, but on my left side my thigh was right up against the toilet paper dispenser and on my right side it was against the cold steel of the trash can. There was zero move room...

Maybe Adam has done nothing bad ever and just pretended to so you wouldn't yell at him? :) (ok I'm not buying that either... I'll fly down and help y'all kick his ass)