Jesus Christ Superstar
I pray. A lot. Most of my prayers are very short, though. There are two prayers that are in the top of the rotation.
Jesus Christ! Fucking moron!
Christ, I need a drink.
I used to feel guilty, thinking that I was taking the Lord's name in vain and adding to the long list of things I needed to confess upon my next, too-distant church visit. Then I realized that these are really shorthand prayers.
Jesus Christ! Fucking moron!
Translation: Dear Jesus, please don't let me rear end this fucking moron who just cut me off.
Christ, I need a drink.
Translation: Dear Jesus, please help me to have the (liquid) courage I need to deal with all of these fucking morons.
Amen.
Jesus Christ! Fucking moron!
Christ, I need a drink.
I used to feel guilty, thinking that I was taking the Lord's name in vain and adding to the long list of things I needed to confess upon my next, too-distant church visit. Then I realized that these are really shorthand prayers.
Jesus Christ! Fucking moron!
Translation: Dear Jesus, please don't let me rear end this fucking moron who just cut me off.
Christ, I need a drink.
Translation: Dear Jesus, please help me to have the (liquid) courage I need to deal with all of these fucking morons.
Amen.
1 Comments:
I am sticking with Catholocism on the off chance that it really is the key to getting into Heaven.
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