Elizabeth Edwards is ugly
Ok. This isn't a peeve, but more of a botheration, but not necessarily a botheration that I would hardly support. I'm speaking for 40 and 50-something (and some 30-something) women here. Have you seen VP candidate John Edwards' wife, Elizabeth?
Now, I'm not gay - not that there's anything wrong with that - but John Edwards is a pretty good looking guy (a heartthrob if you ask Michelle). And therefore I have to ask this question, how did he get stuck with this ugly woman? I mean, at least John Kerry had the sense to find a nice match, and a very rich one I might add. But the Edwards matchup does not make sense. For you guys out there having trouble understanding this, imagine if Anna Kournikova married that dude Jared from the Subway commercials. For most democratic women, this must be the severity of the situation.
Will this someday reach the magnitude of Barbara and the confusion over her and the guy on the Quaker Oats box? Only time will tell. I'm sure we'll hear more from the media about this as the election nears.
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Now, I'm not gay - not that there's anything wrong with that - but John Edwards is a pretty good looking guy (a heartthrob if you ask Michelle). And therefore I have to ask this question, how did he get stuck with this ugly woman? I mean, at least John Kerry had the sense to find a nice match, and a very rich one I might add. But the Edwards matchup does not make sense. For you guys out there having trouble understanding this, imagine if Anna Kournikova married that dude Jared from the Subway commercials. For most democratic women, this must be the severity of the situation.
Will this someday reach the magnitude of Barbara and the confusion over her and the guy on the Quaker Oats box? Only time will tell. I'm sure we'll hear more from the media about this as the election nears.
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3 Comments:
To be fair, she is less unattractive in a photo here. But, since you are wondering, I will tell you how John Edwards (most attractive presidential candidate and soon to be vice presidential nominee) married an unattractive woman - he married her in 1977. Four kids and nearly 30 years can change a person for better (John Edwards) or worse (Elizabeth Edwards). Key words here being "for better of for worse" as in their marriage vows (and yours, Adam). Your wife is pretty now, but what are you going to do 30 years from now if things go south for her and north for you? Probably ditch her for some bubbleheaded blonde looking for a sugar daddy. Nice, Adam. Real nice.
Adam really is the devil. This post was #666 on this blog.
Anna Kournikova or some other hot chick would marry a jared guy, because they see deeper than physical attributes like guys do.
just look at catherine zeta-jones for an example
Whenever a good looking guy is with an ugly chick, everyone wants to know why...just like Denzel Washington has an average looking wife, and you sit there wondering...WTF?
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