More Things People Shouldn't Do
Crazy, skinny girl: You should not be rollerblading alone around the park at 10:30 pm. I don't care if it is on a main road, this is Los Angeles.
Lady I didn't see: You should not wear so much perfume that it makes me gag when I step into the elevator, long after you have vacated it.
Me: You should not trick the dogs into going outside by pretending you are going to take them for a walk. That is just mean and they may catch on eventually.
Lady I didn't see: You should not wear so much perfume that it makes me gag when I step into the elevator, long after you have vacated it.
Me: You should not trick the dogs into going outside by pretending you are going to take them for a walk. That is just mean and they may catch on eventually.
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Turns out that the perfumer is the cleaning lady for my building. She was just in the bathroom, turning it into an oxygen-free zone with her overpowering scent.
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