Opposite of Smiley Face

I took a bite and was suddenly overwhelmed with
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In :o of this new reality, I took another bite. Dammit, there is no other sadness that compares to the sadness of biting into a YorkPeppermint Patty and discovering that it is hard, dry, crumbly and bitter.

There is no emoticon to express the regret that I have for not going with the PayDay.