Holy Christ in a Poncho

Appalling! Horrifying! On my way home from work last night, I saw a man in a poncho. He was driving a Jeep. It was a pretty, tan poncho that looked like it was made out something soft like flannel or cashmere. My first thought was, Oh no, a manly poncho! Then I took another look at the guy and realized he was probably dressed as Jesus for Halloween. I couldn't see his feet to check for rope sandals, but he had the long hair and beard thing down pretty well.