More Things People Shouldn't Do

If you are getting married in four days, you should not keep poking at the place on your face where you think a big zit is coming in.

If you are walking by my office and I can smell your perfume, you should not put on so much next time.

If you are ugly, you should not be flirty. It makes me embarrassed for you. And I don't mean those of us who aren't winning any beauty contests anytime soon, I mean the fugly chick in the elevator who was being flirty with a hot guy.