Cram It

One of my hugest pet peeves is when someone says, "That's what I like to call..." and then says something totally regular. For instance, I was reading this article about holiday stress and the author wrote, "That's what I like to call cognitive dissonance..." Uh, excuse me, but that's what everyone in the field of psychology calls it, because that's what it is. You didn't invent the term, smartypants.