exploding at this very moment

What the god damn fucking fuck? I could kill myself from automated phone systems. The Los Angeles County Assessor's Office has the worst one I have ever encountered and for my job at Amgen in 1999, I called about 5000 of them so I have a pretty good base of experience. Now I am on the automated phone system for Oppenheimer Funds. If I should be calling a different customer service phone number to speak to someone regarding my Roth IRA, THEN PUT THAT FUCKING PHONE NUMBER ON MY STATEMENT. I am so going to lose it today.