Glasses & Gross Out

I hate that my glasses are perpetually dirty. It seems like they always have fingerprints, grease, soda spots, and just general crap on them. It makes me nuts.

I HATE HATE HATE gross out shows. I'm watching Real World/Road Rules challenge, which I generally love, but I can't cope with bugs. And them eating, and chewing and letting bugs crawl on them... EEEEWWWWW!!!! Too horrifying. I can't even watch it.