Won't you be my neighbor?

I live in a pretty standard neighborhood for Los Angeles. It isn't ghetto, but it isn't fancy. It is full of single-family homes that come in small, medium and large. I own a medium-sized house (4 bd, 1655 sq. ft., so I was quite surprised to hear on the radio on my way home last night that, at a major intersection a mile and a half away from my house, a man was shot in his car after an apparent altercation with another driver. Shortly after hearing that, about three miles away from my house in the opposite direction, I saw what appeared to be two hookers. I've said it before and I'll say it again, everyone wishes they had my life.