Blog Drunks
In honor of two years and 1000 posts full of peevishness and botheration, the P&B bloggers celebrated with drinks on December 19th. A few of the posting regulars weren't able to make it, so Michelle, Bubba, Joanne and Cindy Lou gladly took one or two or a six pack for the team.
"Happy blogiversary to us..." Joanne and Michelle smiled happily for the camera, unaware that on the other side of the giant cupcake, Cindy Lou was hitting on Michelle's husband, Bubba, by showing him her underpants.
Bubba tried to hide his down home roots by drinking an uptown Chimay while Michelle drank anything red as long as it was in a martini glass.
Joanne arm wrestled Cindy Lou for the last potato skin and won. The waiter was so impressed by Joanne's awesome display of strength that he quickly complied with her demand for "a big ass drink with Red Bull and don't be stingy with the cherries."
Cindy Lou said, "Hells ya, I want another beer. Bring it on, bitch!"
The Chimay was more than Bubba could handle. He ended up face down in cupcake before the night was over.
Everyone had a bit too much to drink and got lost on their way to the parking lot.
Really lost.
And Michelle fell tragically to her death.
Or so the others thought and totally freaked the fuck out. When they finally made it down to her, they discovered she was just fine and was laughing her ass off all, "Dudes, you should have seen the looks on your faces!"
A great time was had by all. Here's to another year of peeves, bothers, gripes and complaints.
"Happy blogiversary to us..." Joanne and Michelle smiled happily for the camera, unaware that on the other side of the giant cupcake, Cindy Lou was hitting on Michelle's husband, Bubba, by showing him her underpants.
Bubba tried to hide his down home roots by drinking an uptown Chimay while Michelle drank anything red as long as it was in a martini glass.
Joanne arm wrestled Cindy Lou for the last potato skin and won. The waiter was so impressed by Joanne's awesome display of strength that he quickly complied with her demand for "a big ass drink with Red Bull and don't be stingy with the cherries."
Cindy Lou said, "Hells ya, I want another beer. Bring it on, bitch!"
The Chimay was more than Bubba could handle. He ended up face down in cupcake before the night was over.
Everyone had a bit too much to drink and got lost on their way to the parking lot.
Really lost.
And Michelle fell tragically to her death.
Or so the others thought and totally freaked the fuck out. When they finally made it down to her, they discovered she was just fine and was laughing her ass off all, "Dudes, you should have seen the looks on your faces!"
A great time was had by all. Here's to another year of peeves, bothers, gripes and complaints.
4 Comments:
As usual, another fucking hilarious post.
Glad to here Michelle was okay after all.
Cheers!
Wahoo! I lurve me some drinks with redbull and tons of cherries! We were worried about you for a minute there, but were so happy to see you weren't dead! Mmm redbull, rum and cherries....
Haaaaa. This was The Funny! I can't wait to join you guys next year!
God damn we had a good time! I only wish I could remember it.....
(thanks Michelle, you're fucking awesome)
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