Dear Payroll person

Emailing me 3 times in less than 2 hours to remind me to finish something and remind me when payroll deadline does not encourage me to finish. I'm working on it dammit! Have patience. PLUS since I emailed you the changes to 2 of the people we're having the current issues with last month... those 2 are your fault not mine. If I were a mean sort I would tell my boss and throw you under the bus, (another terrible corporate phrase) but I'm not, plus I'm sure you've got plenty on me. :)