Fancy Schmancy Law School

Thank you fancy schmancy law school professor who makes 4 times what I make in 1 year for calling me long past... LONG PAST the open enrollment deadline wanting to make changes. Thank you fancy schmancy law school professor for making me do these changes because you are a fancy schmancy law school professor and, like it would be if a CEO asked me in the corporate world, we (the staff) bows at your very knees. I will say, non sarcastically, thank you fancy schmancy law school professor for not having a clue and at least being nice and admitting that you don't have one. That makes me hate you a TINY bit less.