Gimme a little credit, assface

Him: "I didn't get an email from you on Monday."
Me: "That's odd, I sent it to the same address I always do, the one you've replied from before."
Him: "Strange, I wonder if someone else has my AOL password and deleted it."
Me: {Does this idiot really think I'm buying this?}
Him: {She's totally buying this.}
Me: {C'mon, he still uses AOL for chrissakes.}
Him: {I bet she doesn't know anything about the internets.}
Me: {This is why I'm only using him for his body.}