Rush Hour with Mid-Westerners

The mother-in-law and her new husband arrive at LAX at 5:30 pm on a weeknight right before Christmas. They could not have picked a worse time to come in. It would take use two hours to get home in that traffic. I hope they aren't too tired from their trip because we are stopping for dinner. We are going to start our week-long Los Angeles tourist attaction extravaganza right at the airport. I have seen this thing since I was a kid and never been inside it.