Dear Mr President

Dear Company President/Owner/Head Honcho/Whatever,

How nice of you to come into the office to give my officemate a gift and completely ignore me (as you always do). I'm sure the book is fine reading: "Blink: The Power of Thinking Without Thinking." And officemate, as you saunter in around 10:30 each day and leave by 5, you can write the sequel, "Wink: The Power of Working Without Working."

Sincerely,

Me.