Memo to Writers Guild of America
Dear WGA,
Although I am not a member (but hope to be one day), may I propose a new rule. Any writer who puts into a script a scene whereby a character takes a bottle of milk out of the refrigerator, drinks it, is told it is breast milk, then spits it out, must be kicked out of the guild never to return. Exhibit A: "Meet the Fockers." Exhibit B: "Every bad sitcom ever aired on television."
Thank you.
Sincerely,
Michael (Future member)
Although I am not a member (but hope to be one day), may I propose a new rule. Any writer who puts into a script a scene whereby a character takes a bottle of milk out of the refrigerator, drinks it, is told it is breast milk, then spits it out, must be kicked out of the guild never to return. Exhibit A: "Meet the Fockers." Exhibit B: "Every bad sitcom ever aired on television."
Thank you.
Sincerely,
Michael (Future member)
2 Comments:
Really, isn't all milk breast milk? Now that I think of it, I would rather drink human breast milk than the breast milk of a cow or a goat. Can you picture me sucking on a goat's teet? I hope not. Can you picture me sucking on a...? Yes, I think you can.
There are so many things I would like to never have to see again. Once you are a member if you could add
No more women giving birth in elevators, taxicabs, back storage rooms where they were accidentally locked in.
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