Some reasons it's probably best I don't have any kids yet
A list.
- I just had a salad followed by a bowl of cereal for dinner.
- I use the coffee table as an ottoman. Not just putting my feet up on it, but sliding the whole thing up under my legs.
- I just threatened to kill both dogs, probably going into more detail than either one of them could understand.
- I now keep the bottle of Malibu rum on the side table next to the couch.
- I have an Alaskan ulu knife on display within reach of tiny grabbing hands.
7 Comments:
I too should not have kids yet.
1 - I'm in jammies and have been since 5:20 when I got home.
2 - I have had tacos again for dinner, after I had tacos for lunch today and yesterday and I think I had tacos sometime over the weekend.
3 - I am eating my cake for dessert with a spoon because I have no clean forks.
Here's why I shouldn't have kids yet
*When I'm done playing with them I want to put them away in the closet.
*Last month a guy offered to buy my cat and I seriously considered it for a second.
*When I see women in minivans explaining in excrutiating detail to their two year old why they shouldn't do something I want to grab the nearest spork and remove my ovaries right after I throw a parenting book at their heads.
It's the last one that really gives me pause.
I guess I should also mention that due to the lack of proper dishes, I ate my salad out of a casserole dish and my cereal out of a Chinese soup bowl.
Good call guys and gals. Those are all good reasons.
Michelle! A casserole dish? That's not very Martha.
GUYS and gals! Maybe it's just my PMS telling me that we are all females or maybe it's just my ability to read and discern genders from names but I'm pretty sure we're all gals. OHCH. PMS is getting to me, I'll sign off before my head starts spinning around
Was that guy being condescending? What was that? Damn random commenters. I'm so auditioning.
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