Monday, February 21, 2005

And speaking of being American

If you are going to live and work in America, you are welcome to do so (albeit legally), but please also learn our habits. One of which is bathing. If I have to work with you, please follow standard hygienic rules and stand under a shower more than, oh, once a week. It will be embarrassing for both of us if I pass out at work because of your stench. Thank you.


Blogger I'm Brent, ya dorks. said...

Maybe you should also suggest he learn the American tradition of "covert racism". Since your such a patriot and all.

12:20 PM  
Blogger I'm Brent, ya dorks. said...

And another thing. Doesn't it bother you when you hear that dang ol' hip hop and see them boys with their pants so low you can dang see their boxers.

This site is full of nerds and tool heads.
Please remove the link to my site.

12:24 PM  
Blogger Peeved Michelle said...

I will certainly remove YOUR link, primarily because YOU'RE a person with poor grammar, by which we cannot abide on this blog.

It is amazing to me that you haven't noticed that we are a bunch of "nerds" and "tool heads" before now and that you even went so far as to link to this blog from your own. Oh, well. Relationship severed.

1:28 PM  
Blogger Michael said...

Geez, really hit a nerve about that body odor, huh? Mr. Dork must not bathe too often either--hard to fit it in while reading his comic books, watching Cabin Boy and getting his rocks off from old clips of zeppelins exploding.

2:54 PM  
Blogger Joanne said...

Actually I think everyone should shower regularly. I did live in Alaska where people didn't, and that sucked. I also hate them boys with their pants so low I can dang see their boxers for 2 reasons. One, if I want to see boys' panties, I want to see them on the floor of my room or where ever they land after we flung them. Two, it just looks ever so difficult for them to walk with their knees pinned together by their waistbands.

4:40 PM  
Blogger Jen14221 said...

Oh, dear. Am I a nerd? A toolhead? I thought I was just a crusty old married lady.

12:30 PM  

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