Ball-less Wonders

How can you be afraid to walk through a room full of people to get to the office that is your destination but have absolutely no qualms about sharing intimate details about your digestive system?

This is a general Seattle peeve: it's a whole city full of wusses. Grow some frickin' balls, already. We should have city-wide assertiveness trainings. They can be held in the stadiums, utilizing the MegaVision screens. I shall facilitate, and be rich. Damn wusses.