A Brief Acceptance Post

First I would like to thank PM for creating this repository of vitriol; had it not existed someone would've had to create it. I would also like to thank Michelle for a vigorously enjoyable audition process.

To my fellow applicants, thank you. Especially to HG and Jen####, who will one day join us, as I'm sure PM will be giving it away for free soon enough.

But most of all, thank you to the world for being full of so many jerks, morons, and asshats. Without you, none of this would be possible.

Now get out of my face.