Choose Your Own Termination
Dear Volunteers,
You are fired. Below is a list of reasons. Pick the reason(s) that apply to you, and never come back.
I hate you people. Get out and let me start from scratch.
You are fired. Below is a list of reasons. Pick the reason(s) that apply to you, and never come back.
- You resent me because I'm straight. (This reason is so dumb you're fired twice.)
- You don't show up for your shifts. Ever.
- You sexually harass the drop-ins.
- You speak to me in a condescending manner. (For the record, I am too smart for this job. There are other factors at play here that are, quite frankly, none of your frickin' business.)
- You've made the mistake of thinking I'm nice and that I like you. (This is unforgivable. Please move to Portland. Portland, Maine.)
I hate you people. Get out and let me start from scratch.
3 Comments:
I love reading the posts and trying to figure out whose they are.
Ok, I know I'm not part of this whole P&B crew, but I really need to complain about something...
I am sick and bloody tired of Melbourne and the fact that it rains here very god damned day of the year. That is the reason I left Ireland! Australia's is supposed to be hot!!!
I need to move somewhere else, I really do...
All complaints welcome.
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