Tuesday, February 22, 2005

Darwin

I like seeing people in minivans driving around like fucking maniacs, and you know why? Because those are the people who are going to get their children killed. Survival of the fittest, my friends. It pleases me to know that those genes won't be circulating on the planet for long.

5 Comments:

Blogger Gary Manowitz said...

If there's one group of people I know to watch out for, it's soccer mom and their minivans. They're dangerous, drunk more often than not, and slightly insane. I'm all for a petition to ban soccer moms from the road.
-The Gman

11:30 AM  
Blogger Cindy-Lou said...

You just sealed your fate, Michelle.

1:28 PM  
Blogger Peeved Michelle said...

I would cut off my legs and scoot around on a piece of plywood with wheels before I would buy a minivan.

1:30 PM  
Blogger Michael said...

Let's not forget the mothers who drive SUVs and suddenly become maniacs, drunk with power.

1:52 PM  
Blogger Joanne said...

Michael, you don't have to be a soccer mom to do that. When I drove beloved Bronco II I was consumed with power and I am sooo not a soccer mom. Little teeny tiny porsches would cower in fear. Because really, I could crush them in their teeny tiny cars and beloved Bronco II looked like I may have in the past. :) Good times those were.

8:49 AM  

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