Monday, February 07, 2005

Dear CubeMate

I know it's 4pm and fairly dead around here. However, it should be obvious that I'm on a conference call. You can tell that by the fact that I have a phone to my head and I've been talking into it.

So would you please quit throwing shit around in your cube? Have some common decency, fuckstick.

8 Comments:

Blogger Putnawa said...

It's sad how excited I got when I read that it was 4pm.

*sigh* Stupid time zones.

2:04 PM  
Blogger Michelle said...

Is the fuckstick your cube neighbor or your cubemate?

2:16 PM  
Blogger Kate the Peon said...

I sit in a quad. Which means that at any given time, there are 3 cube neighbors available to piss the hell out of me. J, who sits in front of me (he's the fingernail clipper guy); L, who sits diagonally to me and was throwing shit around today; and D, who sits across from me and is just an overall bitch.

2:30 PM  
Blogger Michael said...

I say just let out a fart and clear the place out.

2:32 PM  
Blogger Peeved Michelle said...

You are so gross today, Michael.

2:36 PM  
Blogger Michael said...

I'm in mourning. It's my way of dealing.

2:39 PM  
Blogger Joanne said...

Fuckstick. Heh. I remember the first time I heard that, I was living in AK and Michelle & I were watching some movie (for some reason I can't remember which one) and they said it and we both died laughing. I still love that phrase.

3:09 PM  
Blogger Ian said...

They say it in The Shawshank Redemption...

4:45 PM  

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