Monday, February 07, 2005

Dear CubeMate

I know it's 4pm and fairly dead around here. However, it should be obvious that I'm on a conference call. You can tell that by the fact that I have a phone to my head and I've been talking into it.

So would you please quit throwing shit around in your cube? Have some common decency, fuckstick.


Blogger Putnawa said...

It's sad how excited I got when I read that it was 4pm.

*sigh* Stupid time zones.

2:04 PM  
Blogger Michelle said...

Is the fuckstick your cube neighbor or your cubemate?

2:16 PM  
Blogger Kate the Peon said...

I sit in a quad. Which means that at any given time, there are 3 cube neighbors available to piss the hell out of me. J, who sits in front of me (he's the fingernail clipper guy); L, who sits diagonally to me and was throwing shit around today; and D, who sits across from me and is just an overall bitch.

2:30 PM  
Blogger Michael said...

I say just let out a fart and clear the place out.

2:32 PM  
Blogger Peeved Michelle said...

You are so gross today, Michael.

2:36 PM  
Blogger Michael said...

I'm in mourning. It's my way of dealing.

2:39 PM  
Blogger Joanne said...

Fuckstick. Heh. I remember the first time I heard that, I was living in AK and Michelle & I were watching some movie (for some reason I can't remember which one) and they said it and we both died laughing. I still love that phrase.

3:09 PM  
Blogger Ian said...

They say it in The Shawshank Redemption...

4:45 PM  

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