Tuesday, February 15, 2005

Dear Employees

If you are not going to be bothered to read the information packet and/or the many, many emails we sent during our open enrollment period to let you know the changes, I cannot be bothered to answer your stupid ass questions about said changes. In fact, I may push you down my stairs just because you have pissed me off. Also, if your question is going to take 10 - 15 minutes to answer, please do not come into my office at 11:59 or 4:29. You cut into 'me' time.

Your vaguely friendly neighborhood HR office.


Blogger Michael said...

Signed, Catbert

2:34 PM  
Blogger Joanne said...

Why yes, how did you know? :) Oh wait, it might be signed Ratbert since I don't have as much power as Catbert.

3:23 PM  

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