Wednesday, February 09, 2005

Guess who's gonna pay

Hey moron! Here we are stuck in traffic on a steep hill. Do you not see me rolling back slightly every time we move forward? Can't you figure out that I drive a stick shift, you stupid bastard? Is it necessary to move up so close that you give me no room? If I can't see the hood of your car in my rear view mirror that means you are TOO DAMN CLOSE to me! And if I roll back into your car, whose insurance is going to pay? Yours will! Thanks for making me fry my clutch, dipshit!


Blogger TerraT said...

My mom once tried to teach me a lesson by teaching me to drive on a stickshift in San Francisco. I quickly taught her a lesson about 16 year olds prone to panic attacks.

2:38 PM  

Post a Comment

<< Home