Wednesday, February 09, 2005

Guess who's gonna pay

Hey moron! Here we are stuck in traffic on a steep hill. Do you not see me rolling back slightly every time we move forward? Can't you figure out that I drive a stick shift, you stupid bastard? Is it necessary to move up so close that you give me no room? If I can't see the hood of your car in my rear view mirror that means you are TOO DAMN CLOSE to me! And if I roll back into your car, whose insurance is going to pay? Yours will! Thanks for making me fry my clutch, dipshit!

1 Comments:

Blogger TerraT said...

My mom once tried to teach me a lesson by teaching me to drive on a stickshift in San Francisco. I quickly taught her a lesson about 16 year olds prone to panic attacks.

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