Thursday, February 17, 2005

I wish I had some tranquilizers right now.

Not for me. For the boy dog. I could seriously kill him right now. There is nothing like being woken from a dead feverish sleep by a snarling, barking dog because someone rang the doorbell.


Blogger Kate the Peon said...

Don't leave us in suspense - who was at the door???

1:37 PM  
Blogger Joanne said...

Pour the boydog some of that rum you swore off for Lent. That'll knock him out.

1:44 PM  
Blogger Peeved Michelle said...

I didn't want to say because it was THE HOUSEKEEPER! I love her. I would never shoot her with a tranq gun. I did almost fire her once when I was thinking I should try cleaning the house myself, then I came to my senses and compromised. Instead of having her come every week, she now comes every other week.

There is no more rum in the house. I threw all the half-full bottles out (3) and gave the one full bottle to Michael.

2:01 PM  
Blogger Kate the Peon said...

You have a housekeeper and an office?

I officially hate you.

You didn't REALLY throw rum out...did you? Don't you know there are thirsty people in Illinois?

2:11 PM  
Blogger Michael said...

That reminds me, I've got to try the diet coke with a mix of pineapple rum and Malibu rum tonight. Just about when I'm ready to sit down to watch Survivor.

Oh, and in Michelle's defense KTP, she shares an office. Chomp, chomp, smack, smack (just in case you were missing things here, Michelle).

4:11 PM  
Blogger Peeved Michelle said...

Let me be clear. I NEVER recommened diet Coke with pineapple and coconut rum together. Diet 7Up with pineapple and coconut. Diet Coke with coconut rum only. Diet Coke with cherry rum only.

8:11 PM  
Blogger sic said...

Ooh ooh ooh! I know what's worse. Being woken from a dead sleep by two crazy insane boy dogs because somebody in the house has said something!

By the way, thanks for the link! This is the first time in two days that blogger has let me comment. Here's hoping it works!

11:06 AM  

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