Misrepresentation

I keep saying that I am not cut out for working in an office, that I would be much better off working from home. Well, that isn't exactly true. I would love to have my own little office in some cute old building somewhere within five miles of my house. It's just that I want to be the only person who works there. I would be a micromanaging tyrant running a tight ship but who would care? Me? Nah, I don't mind me. Oh, and the boss would totally pay for lunch for everyday and even buy drinks at happy hour, which starts at 3 pm and ends at 6 pm when the boss's husband comes to pick her up from "work" because she is too drunk to drive home.