Regarding Urban Etiquette

Dear Parents,

Even though I live in "the city", it is still customary to ring the doorbell when you arrive at my home. (Even though we apartment-dwelling urbanites call it a "buzzer".)

Using your cellphone to call me is not an acceptable alternative. It is especially odd to call me from two blocks away to alert me to your arrival. As it is not necessary for me to greet you at the front door, please do not do this again.

Just ring the goddamn buzzer, already. Freaks.

Lovingly,
Your son