Spillage
Asshole tried to back out of his driveway into my car this morning. I had to swerve into the next lane and my coffee spilled. My cup holder was filled with coffee. What was I supposed to do, use a straw and suck it up from the cup holder? Soak it up with Kleenex and suck the coffee from that? I tell you, with my five hours sleep last night I was tempted. I was.
Moral of the story: It's called a rear defroster, asshole. Use it.
Moral of the story: It's called a rear defroster, asshole. Use it.
1 Comments:
I carry a small container of babt wipes in my car specifically for the purpose of cleaning up spilled coffee. I do it almost everday, even without the help of the many jackasses in cars around town.
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