Suck It Soft Hits

First, you should not make me hold for 20-25 minutes to speak to a customer service specialist. Second, you should not subject me to soft hits of the seventies like "We Are Family," particularly since I have it on speakerphone because I refuse to allow you to give me a crick in my neck. SUCK IT!

(For all of you who hate people who use speakerphone at work, I have an office so I am not bothering anyone. In fact, right now, I am being bothered by the end of the day gossip rounds taking places in offices and cubes nearby.)