Another Pedestrian Vs. Driver Peeve

Dear Driver,

I am sorry you had to stop in the middle of the intersection. However, YOU ran the red light. I waited until the little man walking was flashed up before entering the intersection. As a result, YOU do not have the right to honk at ME as if I am in YOUR way. If YOU hadn't been doing something ILLEGAL, I wouldn't be in your way. The next time you do this I will hit your car with my umbrella, backpack, whatever I happen to be carrying.

Thanks.