I'm trying to hold my breath

There's nothing worse than riding a crowded elevator with a bunch of people in wet winter coats, all of whom have just smoked 100 packs of cigarettes each.*
It's been 30 minutes, and the smell is still lingering in my hair.


*It's okay if you smoke, and if you like to smoke 100 packs of cigarettes before getting onto a crowded elevator with your wet winter coat on. I wasn't talking about you. Don't send me hate mail!