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Dear Husband,
I asked you to please turn on the hot water in the shower for me when you went to the bathroom this morning. I did not ask you to fill the bathroom with your noxious fumes so that I would gag when I walked in there. I am not sure what your intention was there, but I am sure that you did not consider the consequences of your actions. I see a sneak attack Dutch Oven* in your near future.
Love,
Michelle
*Since we have some international readers, I will explain in case this is not a universally-known term. A Dutch Oven is when one person farts in bed and immediately pulls the covers up over the head of the other person in bed, trapping that person in a toasty oven of stench.
I asked you to please turn on the hot water in the shower for me when you went to the bathroom this morning. I did not ask you to fill the bathroom with your noxious fumes so that I would gag when I walked in there. I am not sure what your intention was there, but I am sure that you did not consider the consequences of your actions. I see a sneak attack Dutch Oven* in your near future.
Love,
Michelle
*Since we have some international readers, I will explain in case this is not a universally-known term. A Dutch Oven is when one person farts in bed and immediately pulls the covers up over the head of the other person in bed, trapping that person in a toasty oven of stench.
7 Comments:
I'm not an international reader (yet I am also not married) and I've never heard of this term. I may be horrified.
Interesting. I wonder where I learned it from. Probably from a book.
I like doing this to my wife. Thanks for letting me know the proper term. I never heard that before.
BTW, she's good at retaliating, so it's not all one sided. ;)
I knew that term! Yay me!
Oops! And I am international.
Umm, can I be glad I'm not married right now?
Note: I have never perpetrated a Dutch Oven on someone.
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