Count your lucky stars

Dear Fuckhead in the gray Maxima,

You don't know this, but you should be shouting your thanks to whatever higher power you believe in because if you had clipped me this morning when you decided to change lanes instead of stopping like everyone else, I so would have punched you in your fucking head. I just got my car back from the auto body shop because someone else rearended me two weeks ago. Now get off your stupid phone and actually pay attention to your driving, jackass!

Thoroughly annoyed,

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