Mercedes Driver

Dear Mr. Mercedes Driver,

I realize you drive a fancy schmancy car that you probably paid a lot of money for and is a real chick magnet since it is a convertible. However, a red light means stop no matter who you are. It doesn't mean roll through most of the intersection on the way to make your right turn so that you are blocking the crosswalk and actually forcing the pedestrians who have the right of way to stop. Next time it happens, I may have to bang on your trunk a couple of times and if my keys happen to be in my hand when I do it, so be it. Jackass.

Thanks,
A slightly disgruntled pedestrian