### Round 3 Results

After Round 2, I was pretty sure I knew who was going to win, but I had already concocted Round 3 so I went ahead with it anyway. Now, I am glad I did. I was right about Round 3 breaking the weak.

1. Find a post about an artificial limb. It was the second post on the very first day of this blog.

Jen#####: Correct.

Matthew: Correct.

HG: Did not answer.

Kate the Peon: "Tell me again why I'm doing this?"

Jujubee: Correct.

2. In which month were there only two posts? July 2003

Jen#####: Correct.

Matthew: Correct.

HG: Correct.

Kate the Peon: Correct.

Jujubee: Correct.

3. Who was thought to have fallen to her death at the two year blogiversary party? Peeved Michelle

Jen#####: Correct.

Matthew: Correct.

HG: Correct.

Kate the Peon: Correct.

Jujubee: Correct.

4. What was the date of Cindy Lou’s (CL) first post? Sunday, November 28th

Jen#####: Correct.

Matthew: Correct.

HG: Did not answer.

Kate the Peon: "Cindy Lou Who?"

Jujubee: Incorrect. (Guessed Tuesday, November 30th)

5. Find as many posts as you can about poop.

Jen#####: 14 with references to prove it (and had this to add: “by the way, my comment about the fart yesterday was nothing compared to some of these posts about poo”)

Matthew: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16

HG: Did not answer.

Kate the Peon: 6 with references to prove it

Jujubee: 10 with eyestrain to prove it

6. Find as many posts as you can that mention the song “There She Goes” by The La’s. 1, 2

Jen#####: Correct.

Matthew: Correct.

HG: Did not answer.

Kate the Peon: "You're kidding, right?"

Jujubee: Correct.

7. What was the nickname for Joanne’s semi-boyfriend from over a year ago? The Yeti

Jen#####: Correct.

Matthew: Correct.

HG: Correct.

Kate the Peon: Correct.

Jujubee: Correct. (She answered,"It has to be either Hottie Asshat or Virgin Yeti?")

8. When did the posts start having comments? Tuesday, May 11, 2004

Jen#####: Correct.

Matthew: Correct.

HG: Correct.

Kate the Peon: Correct.

Jujubee: Correct.

9. What unlikely substance gave Nikki a hangover last summer? Ritz Bitz

Jen#####: Correct.

Matthew: Correct.

HG: Correct.

Kate the Peon: Incorrect. (Guessed Power.)

Jujubee: Correct.

10. What did two straight boys do to Joanne that she didn't like but that she let 500 gay boys do to her? “Honeyed” her.

Jen#####: Correct.

Matthew: Correct.

HG: Correct

Kate the Peon: Correct.

Jujubee: Incorrect.

Bonus: When is Peeved Michelle’s birthday? September 20th

Jen#####: Technically correct, though not specific with an answer of “mid-September.”

Matthew: Correct.

HG: Incorrect. (Guessed September 25th)

Kate the Peon: Correct.

Jujubee: Correct.

Double Bonus: What will you buy her when she turns 31?

Jen#####: Anything you'd like, sweetie. (Ok.)

Matthew: Crate & Barrel gift card & bottle of Cabana

Boy Cherry Rum. (Very good.)

HG: Pineapple rum and cookies. (Good answer. I wish I had some cookies right now.)

Kate the Peon: Something from Crate & Barrel. (Good good.)

Jujubee: How about a bottle of Cabana Boy Cherry Rum! (Good choice.)

1. Find a post about an artificial limb. It was the second post on the very first day of this blog.

Jen#####: Correct.

Matthew: Correct.

HG: Did not answer.

Kate the Peon: "Tell me again why I'm doing this?"

Jujubee: Correct.

2. In which month were there only two posts? July 2003

Jen#####: Correct.

Matthew: Correct.

HG: Correct.

Kate the Peon: Correct.

Jujubee: Correct.

3. Who was thought to have fallen to her death at the two year blogiversary party? Peeved Michelle

Jen#####: Correct.

Matthew: Correct.

HG: Correct.

Kate the Peon: Correct.

Jujubee: Correct.

4. What was the date of Cindy Lou’s (CL) first post? Sunday, November 28th

Jen#####: Correct.

Matthew: Correct.

HG: Did not answer.

Kate the Peon: "Cindy Lou Who?"

Jujubee: Incorrect. (Guessed Tuesday, November 30th)

5. Find as many posts as you can about poop.

**I don’t actually know how many there are.**Jen#####: 14 with references to prove it (and had this to add: “by the way, my comment about the fart yesterday was nothing compared to some of these posts about poo”)

Matthew: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16

HG: Did not answer.

Kate the Peon: 6 with references to prove it

Jujubee: 10 with eyestrain to prove it

6. Find as many posts as you can that mention the song “There She Goes” by The La’s. 1, 2

Jen#####: Correct.

Matthew: Correct.

HG: Did not answer.

Kate the Peon: "You're kidding, right?"

Jujubee: Correct.

7. What was the nickname for Joanne’s semi-boyfriend from over a year ago? The Yeti

Jen#####: Correct.

Matthew: Correct.

HG: Correct.

Kate the Peon: Correct.

Jujubee: Correct. (She answered,"It has to be either Hottie Asshat or Virgin Yeti?")

8. When did the posts start having comments? Tuesday, May 11, 2004

Jen#####: Correct.

Matthew: Correct.

HG: Correct.

Kate the Peon: Correct.

Jujubee: Correct.

9. What unlikely substance gave Nikki a hangover last summer? Ritz Bitz

Jen#####: Correct.

Matthew: Correct.

HG: Correct.

Kate the Peon: Incorrect. (Guessed Power.)

Jujubee: Correct.

10. What did two straight boys do to Joanne that she didn't like but that she let 500 gay boys do to her? “Honeyed” her.

Jen#####: Correct.

Matthew: Correct.

HG: Correct

Kate the Peon: Correct.

Jujubee: Incorrect.

Bonus: When is Peeved Michelle’s birthday? September 20th

Jen#####: Technically correct, though not specific with an answer of “mid-September.”

Matthew: Correct.

HG: Incorrect. (Guessed September 25th)

Kate the Peon: Correct.

Jujubee: Correct.

Double Bonus: What will you buy her when she turns 31?

**There is no one right answer, but there are many wrong ones.**Jen#####: Anything you'd like, sweetie. (Ok.)

Matthew: Crate & Barrel gift card & bottle of Cabana

Boy Cherry Rum. (Very good.)

HG: Pineapple rum and cookies. (Good answer. I wish I had some cookies right now.)

Kate the Peon: Something from Crate & Barrel. (Good good.)

Jujubee: How about a bottle of Cabana Boy Cherry Rum! (Good choice.)

## 7 Comments:

AND SO.......????

The suspense is killing me! Who will I be venting to on a regular basis?

Crap - I actually saw that your birthday was the 20th, I must of C&Ped the wrong thing. Ah well...

so I guess we all win, right?

I've been following the contest all week. This really has been exciting. It's so refreshing to read a blog with few grammar or spelling mistakes.

When are you announcing the winner?

Here's a peeve: People who don't read carefully. New contributors will be announced at noon. (In about five minutes, really.)

You'd know this if you read this post: http://botheration.blogspot.com/2005/02/round-3-auditions.html

michelle, this blog is fun to read. i will stop by from time to time :-)

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